Anonymous asked: My new haircut makes me look like a toe

zdk13eros:

I like toes.You look good,Chin up,my brother.

You are the King of the jungle

(Source: oberynsmartell)

arobynsong:

thesechicksiswomen:

It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, I thought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and beliefs.” - lena dunham

amazing.

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

nugqets:

girl look how orange you fucking look girl

nugqets:

girl look how orange you fucking look girl

(Source: nugqets)

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

maisiewilliams:

can you hear the people sing

singing the song of game of thrones

it is the music of a people who will be disappointed by bad writing once again

when the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums

there is some shit about to start when tomorrow comes

awkwardsituationist:

part one: paul nicklen on the spring narwhal migration

"i have been traveling to northern baffin island for more than 12 years to try and get one underwater picture of a male narwhal. narwhals are very shy. they have a sensitive nature and excellent echolocation. you can see hundreds passing by the ice edge, but when you slip into the water, you may never see one.

"late one afternoon, i had been in the -1.7°C water for a couple of hours, and i was freezing so badly that my legs and arms were cramping up. i couldn’t feel my lips around my snorkel, so i just stared into the black 2,000-foot abyss trying not to think about how cold i was.

"then, out of the corner of my eye, i noticed something bright traveling through the murky water. i turned my head, and there they were: several male narwhals, swimming in beautiful formation. i put my frozen finger on the shutter and, as i was about to take the picture, the narwhal closest to me let out a stream of bubbles. i snapped the picture in what was the most incredible moment of the assignment." 

of note, the tusk of the narwhal is actually a tooth that grows in a spiral, and is thought to have evolved from sexual selective pressures, not for defensive reasons. 

part two: the narwhal hunt

agendertrender:

If straight/cis/white people aren’t the problem who do you think it is

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

zipperchan:

how to cover dark circles

(Source: gypsylolita)